Artificer. Provocateur. Polymath. Equally lethal in a codebase, a boardroom, and a ranked lobby. Forged at IIT Bombay, Innovating at Amazon - but the real edge was learning to never take no for an answer. I find the exploit in every system, ship while others are still planning, and convince rooms before they realize they've been pitched. I walk in unprepared - I walk out with results. I build things that work while I sleep, lead the ones who refuse to quit, and go deep enough that most would call it obsession. Speed is the strategy. Curiosity is the weapon. The rest - you'll find out when it ships.

SPEEDRUN SHIPPING: 4 tools live at Amazon before most people found their desk plant
FOUNDER ARC: co-founded a startup, somehow convinced investors to hand over $100K+
WHITE HAT HACKER: went to renew a gym membership, accidentally hacked cult.fit instead
PATCHES WELCOME: ships fixes to mass-adopted repos like Ruflo (21K+ stars)
MASTER NEGOTIATOR: sweet-talked 4 campus departments into letting a robot car loose on roads
EXPLOIT-EVERYTHING: if a system says no, that's just a skill-check - not a wall
QUANT BOT: created a trading bot that trades crypto futures at 87.5% win rate while I sleep
ZERO-PREP BOSS KILLS: walked into India's MBA entrance exam cold, left with 98th percentile
INTER-IIT CHESS: trained under IM Sharad Tikak for the Inter-IIT tournament
DIAMOND YORU: one-tricked Yoru from Iron 1 to Diamond 2 in Valorant, top 2% (3g0#yoru)
COC WARLORD: TH18 maxed, leading a Clash of Clans clan for 2+ years (#9UYV9PVLG)